Dear Hollywood, Have you not learned your lessons about remakes? There is a reason these movies became classics. They got it right the first time.  Silly Hollywood. The original “Nightmare on Elm Street” scared the living crap out of me. Very few movies have scared said crap...

The year was 1999. The movie was a little low-budget “documentary” called The Blair Witch Project. The camera was shaky. The stomach was queasy. The dinner was regurgitated. But after a little T bowl time and reflection on the film I remembered how creeped out it made...

“No. I mean, she’s actually evil. Not high school evil.” Jennifer’s Body is hot.  Jennifer’s Body is sexy. Jennifer’s Body is creepy. Jennifer’s Body is funny. Now let’s talk about the movie. I wasn’t really surprised that I enjoyed...

Rob Zombie is the Quentin Tarantino of horror movies. He did a pretty good job with the Halloween remake so I was really hoping he would make the Halloween II remake Halloween II unique and suspenseful. It started out that way, but quickly faded into a movie about mommy issues. I...

Note to self: If wife tells you that the 9-year old orphan you just adopted could possibly be a tiny bit evil as hell, believe her. Orphan was a nice change of pace from the completely predictable horror/thrillers of late. What this movie lacked in unpredictability, it made up for...